Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Reason #44 Why Summer is Better Than Winter

    "I get pushed out of shape, and it's hard to steer, when I get rubber in all four gears..."



     Changing  two tires in a gas station parking lot a half an hour from home in July heat is sweaty.  Changing two tires in a gas station parking lot a half an hour from home in February cold is just plain painful.  As an aside, did you know that a Smart Fortwo comes with a nifty tire inflator, but does not come with a JACK?  Neither did I when I left stately Jones manor on a rescue mission to save a SWMBO in distress.  Can you guess which tool I DIDN'T bring when I loaded tools and tires and dogs  into the back of  Lady Liberty and departed on aforementioned mission?

    When SWMBO's  er, enthusiastic approach to  green light launches collides with her laissez-faire attitude toward preventive maintenance, the result isn't pretty.

3 comments:

  1. that is some wasted tire!!!! You really need to change them more often.. heheheh


    bill

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  2. ..petit quatre deux coupe, she don't know what she got...

    One for the oxymoron 'watch' file...'Smart Planning'

    Without the proper tools you must have been like a boat out of water...bet you also needed a whiskey, jack ;-)

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  3. Hey garnet!
    Step away from the bad puns, and nobody has to get hurt. :)

    Are we going to see you this summer?

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